02.Sep.14, 04:41 AM
08.04.235
I don't think I've ever been so relieved. Then again, it's a whole new level of drama to deal with so I'm not sure which is better.
Tavvy finally gave birth today. I don't have to listen to her whining anymore about being fat or in pain or whatever else I tuned out when she managed to corner me.
Her dad's glares were thankfully present and kept me from having to be in the room during the whole ordeal. But everyone dragged me in when the kid was cleaned up so she could try shoving him at me.
Yeah, it's a boy.
But it's not mine.
I told them all that as well. He doesn't look at all like me and considering I'm vain and I have a twin I have looked at daily since our own birth, I'm pretty sure I know what to look for in this kid.
Babies are supposed to have blue eyes or something, right? This kid has greyish eyes that remind me of R'nd and D'hys but no way has she scored a bed spot with R'nd with B'jin having ownership on it and I know she hooks up with D'hys.
Besides, the kid is a boy but has the girliest eyelashes... like D'hys.
Totally not my kid.
Smug twin is smug? Fuck yes.
I don't think I've ever been so relieved. Then again, it's a whole new level of drama to deal with so I'm not sure which is better.
Tavvy finally gave birth today. I don't have to listen to her whining anymore about being fat or in pain or whatever else I tuned out when she managed to corner me.
Her dad's glares were thankfully present and kept me from having to be in the room during the whole ordeal. But everyone dragged me in when the kid was cleaned up so she could try shoving him at me.
Yeah, it's a boy.
But it's not mine.
I told them all that as well. He doesn't look at all like me and considering I'm vain and I have a twin I have looked at daily since our own birth, I'm pretty sure I know what to look for in this kid.
Babies are supposed to have blue eyes or something, right? This kid has greyish eyes that remind me of R'nd and D'hys but no way has she scored a bed spot with R'nd with B'jin having ownership on it and I know she hooks up with D'hys.
Besides, the kid is a boy but has the girliest eyelashes... like D'hys.
Totally not my kid.
Smug twin is smug? Fuck yes.