31.Mar.21, 04:55 AM
"I would probably hate it after a few days," Yfris agreed immediately based on what he had heard from former residents. It sounded quaint and charming and he wouldn't mind trying it out but he also knew it would grow tiresome after a point. He also couldn't imagine living in such small quarters with his entire family. How did anyone have fun or simply breathe!
"The celebrations do sound nice, however. Any excuse to sing and drink, yes?" Yfris took a swig of his drink as if that statement alone was reason enough for him. It was. He wasn't fooling anyone into thinking otherwise. "And everyone is a horrible lay their first time, especially when with another virgin. It's a wonder anyone tries again given some of the horror stories I've heard." He had been lucky and had been with an older and experienced woman for his maiden voyage and she had done an excellent job of steering everything and taught him a few tricks along the way that it didn't seem like she was left disappointed while he was left intrigued and wanting more.
"Besides, if you knew then what you know now, you may have scared the girl away. Everyone needs time to explore and find what they like." Look at him being so wise! Sometimes his party boy antics slipped to the side to show he could be serious and work hard and sometimes his party boy antics were how he could give such good advice. "Everything happens when it should and the hot sex that comes from waiting is always worth it."
Yfris set the bottle down and leaned forward to warm his hands. It wasn't freezing and really wasn't even that cold, but it was chilly enough to leave him uncomfortable and with frozen digits after a while. "Well, my wilderness friend, how is dinner looking?" To him, it still looked like fish. Yfris was never in the kitchen long enough to pick up anything remotely close to cooking, usually only there to flirt and get a snack out of someone.
"The celebrations do sound nice, however. Any excuse to sing and drink, yes?" Yfris took a swig of his drink as if that statement alone was reason enough for him. It was. He wasn't fooling anyone into thinking otherwise. "And everyone is a horrible lay their first time, especially when with another virgin. It's a wonder anyone tries again given some of the horror stories I've heard." He had been lucky and had been with an older and experienced woman for his maiden voyage and she had done an excellent job of steering everything and taught him a few tricks along the way that it didn't seem like she was left disappointed while he was left intrigued and wanting more.
"Besides, if you knew then what you know now, you may have scared the girl away. Everyone needs time to explore and find what they like." Look at him being so wise! Sometimes his party boy antics slipped to the side to show he could be serious and work hard and sometimes his party boy antics were how he could give such good advice. "Everything happens when it should and the hot sex that comes from waiting is always worth it."
Yfris set the bottle down and leaned forward to warm his hands. It wasn't freezing and really wasn't even that cold, but it was chilly enough to leave him uncomfortable and with frozen digits after a while. "Well, my wilderness friend, how is dinner looking?" To him, it still looked like fish. Yfris was never in the kitchen long enough to pick up anything remotely close to cooking, usually only there to flirt and get a snack out of someone.